Let this picture serve as a reminder to you young parents, soon to be parents, or people contemplating ever becoming parents. NEVER. (all caps, because I mean it!) ever, let your two year old do a live stage production of The Lord of The Rings:The Two Towers, playing the part of Aragorn, while you play the part of an Ork-with actual weapons. Oh, and while we're discussing weapons-please note- that your boys will inevitably want to get a ninja,knight, army soldier, cowboy...etc costume for Halloween because of the cool weaponry that comes attached to said costume (not because the costume itself is cool). They will then proceed to leave said weaponry scattered about the house for their younger siblings to pick up and subsequently beat their mother's nose in with said weapon of impending doom!