1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"This will have to do".
2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping. This answer made the part of me that remembers what it's like to be 20 years old sad.
3. What's a word that you say a lot?
When talking to people, I like to throw in words that sound dirty, just to get a rise out of them. For instance, I might say " I just masticated the eff out of that mac n' cheese". I realize that I didn't really answer the question, but this is my blog, I'll do what I want.
4. What is your job?
Senior Trader. I could explain it to you, but you're better off just googling it.
5. When is the last time you laughed? About two hours ago when Owen and Charlie made their own Harlem Shake video.
6. Which Disney character do you like best?
I am indifferent to all Disney Characters. But, you know what I don't like? Grown women that wear Disney characters on sweatshirts. That shit freaks me out.
7. Can you roll your tongue?
This is a dumb question.
8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Are we allowing variations of this one food? Like, can I say chicken and have BBQ chicken on Monday, Chicken Parmesan on Tuesday, left-over chicken Wednesday and maybe chicken noodle soup on Thursday? Would that work? If so, I pick chicken based solely on its versatility.
9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
I've never heard two twin lesbians harmonize better.
10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
I eat it
11. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
Dirty Martini, extra dirty.
12. Any tattoos or piercings?
One tattoo that I strategically placed on the backside of me so that I wouldn't have to look at it if later down the road I decided it was awful. #goodforethoughtcrystal. Yes, I just hash-tagged that on my blog. I'm not sure how I feel about that yet.
13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
Nyquil is my drug of choice.
14. What would you change about yourself?
So many things....but I haven't got all day, so lets move on.
15. Something you envy about the opposite sex?
Their pickle jar opening abilities. It's amazing, really.
16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
**see answer to #7
17. What would you say about your last ex?
I have been with Bryan for almost 20 years. I should have nothing to say about any ex of mine after 20 years. Wouldn't you agree?
18. Biggest turn off?
Farts. Bad body odor. Grown adults wearing cartoons on sweatshirts. All tied for 1st on biggest turn off.
19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
We went from favorite Disney character to sex tapes. This is the worst 20 questions list ever.
20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Made them read this crap. I'm really sorry about this. Really. (Sincerity is so hard to gauge over the internet, wouldn't you agree?)